Tumblr Staff: News! →
staff: Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo. Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to… Thank, God.
Plot Twist: You meet someone.
Bigger Plot Twist: You meet someone who has read all the same books as you and is obsessed with all the same stuff.
Even Bigger Plot Twist: They are of your preferred gender and find you attractive, then ask you out.
The Biggest Plot Twist Of Them All: They live in the same city as you.
The Plot Twist of All Plot Twists: They Exist
“Cups” - Anna Kendrick